Thursday, 10 March 2011

Cellphones Are The Work Of The Devil!

Reasons I Hate Everyone Elses Cellphones (.....And Sometimes My Own)

1. People on the subway/bus/street corner/street car/ etctera talking loudly on their hell spawn devices.
No one cares...take care of your boring life in the privacy of your home.

2.  Your always available....
AKA you can run but you can never truly hide.

3. Friends texting when your trying to talk to them.
'Nough said.

4. Pocket calling your upstairs neighbour.....and your friends....and your family....
and somehow adding them all to speed dial so you can do it more often. This can also be applied to cellphone cameras and the pictures of inside your bag.  This is where self cellphone hatred starts.

5. They break easily and are expensive to replace.
 I went through fourish last year (dropped, microwaved, drowned, and am currently on lucky number four (fingers crossed!) ) and had to use my student loan to replace them ....


My Cellphone.


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